the best band ever
slipknot rock joey is the best drummer ever
corey is a fuking amazing singer
they are all amazing and talented
the fans are awesome and not fat and slimy u dicks
slipknot rock joey is the best drummer ever
corey is a fuking amazing singer
they are all amazing and talented
the fans are awesome and not fat and slimy u dicks
say it again say it again! WE WONT DIE! say it again! WE WONT DIE! maggots for life
slipknot rock because they are the best!
fuk all the haters u fags
slipknot rock because they are the best!
fuk all the haters u fags
by bexs April 17, 2008
A wicked metal band, not nu metal but good metal.Unlike the poser manson fag. They where masks because of it best "describes" there personallity.
Me: Manson licks my balls.
Gay fag goth from school: No he doesnt, im gonna go commit sucide now!!!!
Me: hahahahahahahahahaaha, while your at it wanna tell god i say hi.
Gay fag goth from school: No he doesnt, im gonna go commit sucide now!!!!
Me: hahahahahahahahahaaha, while your at it wanna tell god i say hi.
by Slipknot February 15, 2005
Slipknot is AWESOME! but a lot of people dont like them for some odd reason. just cause people kunt understand them, they dont like them. jeese. you fuck faces are so ignorant. there's abnd for every person, and if you dont like slipknot, then dont talk about them. gosh, people these days are all just shit talkers. Slipknot is the most defined word/band on this site. and the people who say that they are the biggest scam, have no talent, are mainstream, or teenie bopper/popular, why are you defining them? you are only causing them to BE more popular...jeese louise. ok, i'm done. but let this be known:
SLIPKNOT FUCKING RULES AND OWNS YOU ALL!
SLIPKNOT FUCKING RULES AND OWNS YOU ALL!
Slipknot is fucking awesome.
by Meany November 12, 2004
1. A type of knot used for fastening rope to poles with the ability to tighten and loosen with a slight tug
2. Some crappy nu metal band that goths worship. Cover everything with pentagrams and wear masks because they're too 'hardcore' to show their faces. Part of the nu metal era. See also shitty nu metal bands such as Korn and Linkin Park
2. Some crappy nu metal band that goths worship. Cover everything with pentagrams and wear masks because they're too 'hardcore' to show their faces. Part of the nu metal era. See also shitty nu metal bands such as Korn and Linkin Park
1. I tied the tent to the stake with a traditional slip knot.
2. Goth: 'SLIPKNOT RULEZ!!!'
Me: 'Kid, either hang yourself by your bondage pants or listen music worth listening to, like the Locust or Daughters'
2. Goth: 'SLIPKNOT RULEZ!!!'
Me: 'Kid, either hang yourself by your bondage pants or listen music worth listening to, like the Locust or Daughters'
by Andrew February 14, 2005
Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.
Love,
God :-D
Love,
God :-D
Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS
by God December 18, 2004
Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of teenage girls, pseudo-goths, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of which were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey "Fag" Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden gay shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.
All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.
When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.
When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
Famous Slipknot Lyrics:
-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
by MaidenAndPriestRule September 02, 2005
Ok, so, slipknot are an amazing band. To be fair, I understand that people don't like them, but that doesn't matter. As if they care what you think. obviously, if you're one of their fans, they probably would care, because, you know, they need fans to get money. In my opinion they are the best metal band around, and i listen to a fucking lot of metal. And, ok, they may not be as talented as the likes of metallica or maiden, but they are a fuck lot more talented than you. have any of you tried to play any of their songs? the large percentage of them is actually very very hard to play, and then you try circle head banging at the same time. go on, try it. joey jordison is probably one of the most talented musicians in the world, so don't start saying shit about him. and then the fact that they have 9 members. you try and get 9 people all playing perfectly with each other. all of you fuckwit haters really should think. and to be honest, they are probably the most 'mainstream'(by which i mean big in the music industry) metal band at the moment. sorry, sorry, after metallica. this is just to explain to all of you, they wear the masks so that they is no hype outside of the band about who they are and focuses more on the music. Oh, and because they do look fucking awesome. i know that they probably arent the best band in the world, but theyr my favourite so yeah up yours. most of slipknot's fans arent dickheaded fat kids or pimply angry teenagers. they are people who arent exactly conforming, aren't exactly happy, aren't exactly simple, stupid people. ok there will be the you know ten twenty percent who are, but you'd get that with any other band. please give them a chance, they are mindblowingly brilliant. trust. :)
She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.
I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.
Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.
She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.
But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. Be.
I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real
oh my god, all theyr songs really are about wanting to kill themselves and how much they hate the world. and shit.
all you haters out there are completely right. yeah, and, because i like slipknot, now i'm going to go off and cry and cut my wrists, because, i like slipknot.
ooh, one thing though, try writing a song or poetry that deep.
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.
I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.
Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.
She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.
But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. Be.
I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real
oh my god, all theyr songs really are about wanting to kill themselves and how much they hate the world. and shit.
all you haters out there are completely right. yeah, and, because i like slipknot, now i'm going to go off and cry and cut my wrists, because, i like slipknot.
ooh, one thing though, try writing a song or poetry that deep.
by off my face April 16, 2009