RAF

The RAF (Royal Air Force) is Britains air force. Bombed the shit out of Nazi Berlin in WW2.

Hans: Oh shit the RAF are comin'!
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

slipknot

When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.

"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

Briton

A resident of Great Britain. Those living in England, N Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The greatest nation in the world.

"I don't care who wins the World Cup, as long as it's a British team."

"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

Superbowl

An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)

Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

Simpsons

One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.

Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.

A: Mint! The Simpsons are on tonight!
B: Yea? Which episode?
A: Aww crap it's a new one.

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

Madchester

R.I.P., Madchester.

Don't turn Madchester music into karaoke fodder.

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

basically

When you suspect someone of being an idiot, count how many times they say 'basically' when talking.

So, basically, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, basically, my vocabluary is really really basic.

by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004