Hans: Oh shit the RAF are comin'!
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

A small group of islands north of Europe from which the modern world was born, without which America would be called 'The United States of Spain.'
Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.
Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.
Alan: How can such a small island do so much for the modern world?
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.
"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

R.I.P., Madchester.
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.
Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.
Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004

So, basically, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, basically, my vocabluary is really really basic.
by Blitz-Matt February 02, 2004
