Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

stick your dick in crazy

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."

by Wolflord4 June 3, 2018

stick your dick in me

When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.

"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".

by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013