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slam pig

a girl that is such a slut and has been fucked so many times, that most men realize she has some kind of venereal diease and decide not to go near her
The bitch is such a slam pig, i'm not going near her she'll give me siphilis or something
by MattfromthePLY April 17, 2006
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slampage

\slam'-peyj\

n.
A string of many sexual encounters with different people in a very short span of time.
Molly: She slept with like eight guys in two months... practically a slampage!
Kiki: I mean I guess she just needed to get railed.
by hze February 18, 2008
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slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004
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dirty slam pig

an easily abused depository for ejaculate
by ireland4ever January 11, 2009
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Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.
Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?
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Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
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Slam Pig

An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. The more penis' taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. Between a Slam Pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of STD's.
"There goes Johanna with another shady looking guy."

"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."

"What a nasty Slam Pig"

"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
by Jdizz019 October 30, 2008
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