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titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.
What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010
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Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010
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skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.
The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".
by MatthiasFW January 9, 2008
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Part Skipper

People who skips JoJo Parts. Like for example a person who starts watching JoJo Part 3 just because its cooler than Part 1.
Guy 1:"damn Imtiaz is a Part Skipper"
Guy 2:"Frickin loser"
by Part 6 isn't that bad April 27, 2020
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Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.
Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.
by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011
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Shopportunistic

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.
Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008
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baba shopper

One who spends crazy amounts USD or YTL (Turkish currency) on an addicting game called Knight Online. They buy items and/or gold from chinese farmsites to get ahead in a game.
Player1: I just bought a iron necklace +3 and Raptor +11 zuahahaah
Player2: Your such a baba shopper!
by biginthepants69 April 19, 2009
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