sans the skeleton

Sans the skeleton is from Undertale and is known to make hilarious bad puns and being a lazy pile of bones.
His brother Papyrus means the world to him so you dare make this cinnamon bun roll sad, you're gonna have a bad time from Sans.
When sans is angry, his right eye socket is dark while his left glows and flaming a cyan and yellow.
He is somehow time line traveler, which means, he knows what happens in each time line, but if you're a time line traveler yourself and make a different decision, he may not know what will happen.
Sans and Papyrus are related to a formal royal scientist; W.D Gaster.

1.Sans the skeleton is not real, you'll, never be his wife!
Fan: HE'S REAL! AND I'LL BE HIS WIFE!!
2. Sans: Oh come on paps, i did a ton of work...
Papyrus: SANS, I WILL HARM YOU...
Sans: a skele-TON

by FallenHuman July 25, 2016

Skeleton Clique

Fans of the American musical duo TwentyØne Piløts. Members are Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun.

Kia: I love Tyler and Josh so much!
Jace: Do you like the Skeleton Clique?
Kia: Yes! I'm a member.

by kit10_cx May 3, 2016

skelawhore

a skinny ass bitch who no one likes, often slutty in appearance

I hate the way that skinny wench acts, she's such a skelawhore.

by NWNursie November 2, 2007

Fuck You Skelly

A direct command similar to 'be quiet' or 'go away.' Often used as an angrier, more forceful command to stop making noise or otherwise communicating. A written or verbal response to annoying, senseless questions or statements.

Sam: Do you guys want to hang at a baseball game?
Whelan: Fuck you Skelly!

by lyricalenthusiast June 13, 2014

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

The phrase "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" is often used to point out that the ending of a creepypasta is predictable or just downright shitty.

Basically, to use it, suddenly end your story with ", and then a skeleton popped out." Instant horror story.

I went to walk my dog, and I couldn't get the front door to open AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

by Pinkamina Diane Pie July 27, 2011

the skeld

The map in Among Us that everyone uses every single time and doesn't just go to Mira HQ or Polus

Person 1: Hey, I think we should do Mira HQ or Polus next time!
Person 2: no
Person 1: why
Person 2: the skeld is the only map in existence

by da impasta October 19, 2020

Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013