Slaster

A mixture of being a slave and a master to another of the same kind. Usually being each other's slave and master

My slaster and I whipped each other while working

by DeltaVirusX October 25, 2013

skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

Skater boys whore

People who are attracted to skater boys above anyone else.

Becky: I like Jimmy.

Karen: Like the one with the vans, dickies pants, and thrasher hoodie?

Becky: YEAH him!

Karen: Damn you’re a skater boys whore.

by Ilovesatananddick October 26, 2018

Skater

Someone that skateboards and loves it. Someone who only skates in front of people to get attention is not a skater. Skateboarders are not a stereotype. Not all skaters do drugs, not all of them are jerks, it depends on the person. If you run into a skater asshole, they'd be an asshole even if they weren't a skater, so don't group them all into one category. Not all skaters wear skinny jeans, not all of them listen to rock, not all of them wear big ass shoes, it's their own style. Skateboarding is not only for white people, yes there are skaters in Mexico. Yes there are skaters in China. And yes, there are skaters in India. So if a black kid skates, he's not necessarily white washed. Yes there are female skateboarders, not all of them are dikes or lesbos, again, that's just them. They'd be a lesbian or dike anyway if they didn't skate. And yes, there are girly skaters. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, just as long as you love what you get out of skateboarding. Obviously, you'll get more credit if you're good, but that's just how the world works. Just to say it again, skaters are not a stereo type, it's not a fad. Skateboarding is a kind of life. It's different from other lifestyles, but not one skaters life is exactly the same as another. All skaters are different, so don't judge till you know them as a person

Go Skate, love it, enjoy it, live it. Be a skater, whatever you want to call it.

by pjparty911 July 27, 2009

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

SkaterBoy

1. Has flippy hair

2. Dresses in baggy clothes, hoodies and wears skate shoes

3. Is always carrying a skateboard, whether they're riding it or not

4. Is sexy as hell!

Girl 1: Oh look at that guy, he's so gorgeous!

Girl 2: O-M-G. No wonder...he's a SkaterBoy!!!

by Sweet Kaytie June 20, 2008

poser skater

a poser skater is someone who has a skateboard, but never rides it. they make fun of beginners, when in reality, the beginners are better than them. poser skaters are usually rich preps just skateboarding bacause the devil (avril lavigne) says its cool. they think their better than real skateboarders just cause they have a board

poser skaters suck, thats the end

by rachel mcmahon July 20, 2006