Sizzuhs

The incorrect spelling and pronunciation of scissors, said by Doc Roe from Band of Brothers and probably people from Louisiana.

Doc: You got any sizzuhs there?
Guy: What?
Doc: Sizzuhs. You got any?
Guy: SAY IT RIGHT AND I MIGHT ANSWER.

by MAD Peee May 21, 2009

beyond sizzling

A girl or guy that's way more than a 10. Just amazingly hot.

John: yo, you know that girl Marie?
Bob: hell yeah bro shes beyond sizzling!

by HSB92 June 26, 2008

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

Sizzy

A fat joint or also could mean gun like damn we supposed to slide you forgot the sizzy come on.
Where the sizzy you rolled started by our supreme leader 845perc

Yo you been rolling up for a minute where’s the sizzy

Or we was supposed to slide grab dat sizzy

by In845percwetrust April 14, 2022

Sizzled Chicken Jung

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.

"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."

by Moth Monster Man January 16, 2009

The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

Sizzla

sizzla kalongi big bad jamaican rastaman

by doh study it August 21, 2003