sitter

the sexier of the two in a relationship, you don't have to chase to get significant other as you're too good for that

Oh my gosh Becky, you are totally the sitter, you practically didn't even need to try

by bojays March 3, 2018

Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.

Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.

by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.

Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!

by Comment Poster June 16, 2008

inn sitter

Somebody who runs your inn instead of you.

If you own and operate a bed and breakfast inn and want to get away for a few days, you have few options. You can shut the place down, but that’s not very sensible from a business standpoint. You could conscript friends or relatives to fill in temporarily. Or you could hire an inn sitter.

by mementomarketing August 19, 2010

Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row

Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side

by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

Slitted

The act of putting Burt's Bees around your eyes, usually when you're high, to feel a cool burning sensation

Dude I'm baked, let's get slitted!

by MacDaddy i March 1, 2015