Simi Valley

A very very boring city. Once was one of the safest cities in America but now is nowhere even close. A city filled with tweakers and a major Heroine epidemic. All of the high schools are filled with snotty white kids and wannabe thug “skater kids” who are addicted to their juul, and can not go a single class period without a “juul break” in the bathroom. A city with nothing to do so everyone goes to the valley. Every teenager who lives in Simi Valley dreams of leaving Simi Valley for good. In the 60’s there was a nuclear outbreak very close to Simi, and people are still feeling the effects of the radiation fifty years later even though the government doesn’t want to admit it. Lastly, a mall where even an Apple store couldn’t survive because it kept getting robbed, and was getting no business. In short, Simi Valley is a small city filled with druggies, nicotine addicted teens, and conservatives who have nothing to do past six o’clock.

Teen 1: Let’s do something fun tonight!
Teen 2: Are you stupid? We can’t we live in Simi Valley. Let’s just go Juul in the bathroom.

by Shower Handle February 18, 2019

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"...used in close combat."

As opposed to the English, who preferred to throw their swords pommel-first at the enemy.

The God-Emperor is so just dicking around with the last definer of the word 'scimitar.' Deal.

by God-Emperor April 20, 2008

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simi

HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.

If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.

by johnn gray June 17, 2008

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A blonde and smart gal. At first, she is really shy, but when you get to know her she can be silly. To stand up for her best friend she will go to the ends of the earth. If someone tells her a secret she will keep it...if you deserve it.

If you annoy her she can go all mama bear on you. You may never see it coming.

She is nice and caring but gets annoyed quickly.

She has a couple best friends who she absolutely trusts, but at times has to be fake towards others.

Oh wow, someone unleashed Savage Sigita!

by starfishsigi March 8, 2017

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