Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021

Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021

Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023

dickstractor

Kimbo Slice. Nuf said.

Kimbo Slice is a huge dickstractor!

by Datgingerkittykat August 19, 2023

Dickstractor

Someone who can distract a male from any activity.

That crazy redhead is an equal opportunity dickstractor!

by Datgingerkittykat August 19, 2023

Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023