shoompy

When there are too many popcorn kernels on the floor.

Dude did you have popcorn in your room an accidentally spilled a lot of popcorn kernels on the floor because your room is hella shoompy

by Salem Witchbitches February 26, 2021

Shoomp

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo November 16, 2007

Shwoopy

It’s a bad of dicks you can find at Aldi’s.

Let’s get shwoopy’s at Aldi’s.

by RDKKDR June 4, 2018

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

shwoop

(1) (n). A type of sound, usually made by wind
(2) (adj) The way a piece of cloth, or hair (usually bangs) is formed; usually in a curling way that resembles the combination of a cowlick, curl, and a wave.

(3) That act of causing something (usually hair) to form a combination of a cowlick, curl, and wave.

(1) The enclosed air made a loud shwoop as the airlock opened into the empty space.

(2) The blue shwooping curtains illuminated the room so that it created an ambiance of elegance and swagger.

(3) After hours of combing my hair, I finally got it to shwoop in the right direction.

by Persian_ July 23, 2016

shwoop

Just the tip

No we aren't sleeping naked, you may shwoop me.

by Level💯 November 27, 2016