shutthefuckupcakes

Invisible cupcakes you would verbally serve to a person who will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

"Hey motor-mouth, I just baked some SHUTTHEFUCKUPCAKES! Have one!!

by hellzlilangel July 28, 2015

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 5, 2009

Buck-shuttered

to be far beyond a reasonable state of drunkenness.

Mark was Buck-shuttered last night, he almost passed out

by MrMAD May 12, 2010

shuttlecrash

Related to 'spacedock', the shuttlecrash is where two lovers simultaneously shit hole-to-hole, with the shits meeting in the middle.

LuAnn lay facedown on the bed, and Craig squatted over her and locked his ass cheeks to hers. They shuttlecrashed for a few minutes before he finished her off with a tossed salad.

by heliostenn December 21, 2009

shutterstock

Satan.

*doing school project*
Me: YES I FOUND THE PERFECT PICTURE
*looks at picture and sees shutterstock watermark*
Me: F*CK

by PseudonymIsAFakeWord April 18, 2017