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Ships passing in the night

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
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shupbish

An abrupt way to say 'shut up bitch'. Frequently used to interrupt someone who is saying something dumb, annoying, or personally offensive.
Kyle: Hey Daniel, why do you like fat chic-
Daniel: (Interrupting) SHUPBISH!
by Kyle T.K. December 24, 2007
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Shupstrun

When’s a person called struan is to loud this term may be used when you are bored and want to say something a struan is someone that only showers once a week. He eats and fucks dead cats.
Shupstrun o my god
by Wackywang August 26, 2020
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shopsys

Somebody that talks like their a business man or a politican. Someone that talks like their 3 times their age. Or somebody that looks like the shopsys man.
Somebody that looks like Mr.Shopsys EX Mike.D
by Juve Fan March 14, 2005
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SHUBSZ

The funkiest & liveliest house party/rave.

(especially in london/norwich)
gyal1: Omygawd there's another SHUBSZ on friday

gyal2: fuck me, the last one absolutely went off. We've got to go!
by shubsz October 29, 2017
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.shuppet

Shuppet is a very very very sweet mutual of mine and deserve appreciation
by Fuzboo September 4, 2021
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The Shuns

Both shit and the runs. When you take a crap that is too fluid to be a shit, yet too solid to be the runs.
"Sorry I missed your party. I had a bad case of the shuns."
by Sammy Stigmatism December 29, 2009
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