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megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister
Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!
by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011
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Novalee Schultz

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you
"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"
by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012
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shultzaberger

the last name of a really sexy man with perfect hair he is emo and bi and is a very good lover with a 7.5 to 8inch dick as a teenager and all the girls want to fuck him any girl who dayes him ends up loving him forever
i bhad so much fun with shultzaberger
by Brandon Coals November 23, 2014
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Sultzy

Sultzy is a name for a male permanently stuck in puberty. When sultzy walks into a room his presence is known to all. He makes your nostrils burn and your eyes tear. The stench that accommodates him is one that cannot be found elsewhere. There is no better way to describe the ultimate putrid and horrendous smell than to experience it yourself.
Gd, I’m so natious! What’s all this green smelly fog coming from?

Oh that’s from sultzy he was here about an hour ago
by Duncan Kirth November 23, 2021
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Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
end of story):
by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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