Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.

Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."

by UWS124 October 20, 2012

white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

National sexting day

This is the day where you sext people so sexy texting ,dirty texting ,or sexy roll play

Friend 1.)Did you know it’s national sexting day

Friend 2.)yess

by Dxddyyy or babyyygirl June 18, 2018

Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Sheating

Eating while taking a shit.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

by DJIVB February 2, 2012

Smexting

1. Texting with a sexy mexican about sex.

After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.

by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010

shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006