shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

Shrum

A word used when someone is crazy cool.

That guy is so shrum. He should run for president

by Shrumboii January 21, 2021

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021

Shrum

An awesome person. They usually are tall and get all the hoes.

WOW, THAT GUY IS SUCH A SHRUM.

by yOUREMOTHER696969420 March 15, 2021

Shrum

Pls not anything to the other definition for shrum. A nice person but also quite an annoying bitch, but will always be there for you i think.

shrum bitch

by cough me April 25, 2021

Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

by Fiveduck June 23, 2021