Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

Shroud Effect

When a competitor underperforms against an ally where they would have otherwise excelled against you.

The term was coined on stream by friends close to Michael "Shroud" Grzesiek, the Twitch streamer and retired CSGO professional player.

Friend1: "She lasered me, but just stood there when you killed her."
Friend2: "That's the 'Shroud Effect'."

by NativeFromSiege February 3, 2022

Shrouded Ghost

A lie.

The shrouded ghost does not exist, even after that stupid adventure thing, it doesn’t

by Sandman46 June 4, 2022

beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.

This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.

by Breather December 14, 2008

holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

sidewalk showdown

That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.

What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...

a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down

by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010

bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

by kytx September 22, 2016