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Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
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shrillricky7

A term to describe someone who has a dick so long they can put it through 10 girls and the tip would still be hanging out

The best streets player in kos, this person who has this name has never been caught on the lack, legend say that his penis grows 1 inch each day

The most alpha and sexiest masculine names of all name, it comes from mythology and northology and bigpenisology, science still has not been able to discover the source of this name.
Dude my great great great great great great great great great great grandpa was such a shrillricky7
by King of Facts October 27, 2020
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Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
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how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!
This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.
by wirelesscable August 22, 2011
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stroller

A prostitute, pro ho, whore, nasty girl who goes on the ho stroll, the street used to collect her tricks and have nasty illegal sex with.
La'Toya is a nasty whore stroller bitch and she needs to stop scamming on ur man!
by Carmina> April 21, 2007
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scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
by ozzymarz August 3, 2009
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