Sharde

The hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is the glue to the group and a voice to be heard. She will be the truest friend you will ever meet and she will make you feel like you're the only one that matters. She has a rocking body and an amazing charm about her, if you meet a Sharde make sure to wife that down because she is on demand.

God I love me some Sharde.

by askmic December 21, 2016

baller shades

shades, or sunglasses, of a particularly baller nature. often expensive shades with a reflective coating are considered most "baller".

person 1: wow i can see myself in your sunglasses

person 2: these aint sunglasses!!! these baller shades!! recognize!

by heather-con-con May 28, 2009

jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.

"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"

by Clumbo January 20, 2018

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

All Tea All Shade

Girl they are coming for you and your life! But with FACTS!

" Bitch your wig is crispy asf! ALL TEA ALL SHADE"

by Lacianga May 17, 2017

Stunner Shades

Really large sunglasses, aviators, etc. Term originated in the bay area, associated with the hyphy movement.

"Put your stunner shades up" - E40: Tell me when to go

by Jon Whiteaker February 16, 2006