souchebag

a person who demonstrates douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize pinky out sipping his "apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing proper chopstick technique.

excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking fork so i can eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice.... souchebag.

by raleigh gray February 25, 2008

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009

Shuchen

That one guy
Thinks so cool actually kinda sad.

Hannah:Omg so bad!!! Why are you being annoying
Karen:Stop being a Shuchen!

by Dhdoxjdn09869 April 12, 2022

stouche

somone that is both a stooge and a douche

you are a stouche

by ?> September 3, 2011

slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.

GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

swouche

a sound made when douching the vagina.

last night when my girlfriend was cleaning her box and i heard the loudest swouche ever.

by wam November 19, 2004

Shoucker

Someone who likes the "company" of sheep or other farm animals. In other words a sheep fucker.

Man walks into room with his pants tucked into boots.

Zarryn: That guys such a shoucker.

by Zarryn February 23, 2009