Shorthand

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

shortancanthernogger

To suck one's own penis or vagina.

dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!

by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007

ShartMan

The act of crapping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman

"I cannot belive that I busted out as ShartMan last night when I was talking to Sonja"

by eacable September 15, 2007

sportsman

generally used to describe someone (i.e. "he's being a real sportsman," or "I was a sportsman all day today") who is holding back a shit, and is consistently busting farts, all the while holding in the shit, which then evolves into a turtle head.

Nick was a real sportsman today while he was at work.

by cullen March 23, 2004

sportsmanship

Chris Ghaffari

Chris Ghaffari is a good sport.

by TRUTH March 3, 2003

sportsman's trio

When you and a mature MILF (usually aged 45+ years) takes you home to have sex with you and her mother. Similar to a sportmans double but usually has a granny involved.

The other night at the bar, this hot MILF wanted me to go home with her and have a sportsman's trio.

by Booger22225 June 24, 2007

Verbal shorthand

The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.

My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.

by austbeacon May 4, 2013