Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019

Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Shogi

An amazing sport wherein one shoots Laser Beams from their buttocks.
Made Famous though the anime, Asobi Asobase (2018).

Person 1: Hey man, can you teach me how to play Shogi?
Person 2: Sure man!, all you have to do is to Shoot a Big Ass Laser Beam from your ASS!!!!!
Person 3: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!, THAT'S NOT SHOGI!!!!!

by DuwangKaizer September 12, 2020

Shormi

A Ghanaian pidgin word for perfume, cologne or just any body spray.

I chop some girl wey now my room dey mell like fish. I beg make I have your shormi yh

by Laaawwwd April 19, 2021

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.

Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.

by smartass69 January 5, 2010

Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009