Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

SHOMSJDNWNQE

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Everyone knows the great SHOMSJDNWNQE; the ancient demon of the depth awoken by none other than Nibura Chan

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by Megex December 21, 2021

shouse

the mix of two words shit and house

that movie was shouse

by KING February 17, 2003

shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

Shomes

The oposite of a slut, used as an inuslt

this outfit is so shomes

by CNMLUVR22 October 5, 2010

Shamus

The word for a chubby native, hindu, or the rare albino Shamus. Originating from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada. Round body, with subtle bosom. Long, Brendan-Fraser-as-George-of-the-Jungle like hair. If one recognizes a Shamus, that person must repeatedly yell, "SHAMUS!" to notify that person that they are indeed, a Shamus.

Guy: "Dude, look at that chick."
Other Guy: "SHAMUSSS!!!!"

"You fuckin' Shamus!!"

"Your Mom looks like a Shamus."

by B-RadA. January 15, 2008

shamus

a man who is extremely athletic person who has a large cock and who is cooler than most people see felix has fucked his dick raw many atime dont bring your girl around him.

woah that dude is a total shamus

by fuckfelix6969 March 29, 2011