Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.

Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.

by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Doodle Snooping

Aimlessness like Behaviour, Standing around watching other people, Listening to converstions in the background with no input, Does not have much to say.

Hey i think that guy is Doodle Snooping, He's been hanging around us all day but hasnt said much at all. Yeah he is a real Doodle Snooper

by Daniel Shepheard December 5, 2009

spot shopping

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.

I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.

by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010

Shipping Wars

Verbal arguments between people who have different opinions about romantic relationships between characters of a show, book, etc.

A noticeable one would be the war between a

Robin/Raven shipper and a Robin/Starfire Shipper.

Don't say anything negative about "Stranded" online. You'll start a shipping war.

by Lomesir May 24, 2005

Women Be Shoppin'

Humans, of the female sex persuasion, are generally inclined to engage in the act of commerce. To that end, women do tend to engage in retail commercial transactions for receipt of items in exchange for currency. Likewise, it is a fact that females in all age brackets thoroughly enjoy the commerce related activities.

Whilst cruising the local retail centre, and upon observing several female patrons huddled together handling multiple containers of newly-purchased items, a young man glances at his cohort and says simply: "Women be shoppin'!"

by Rion & The Fond (c/o Swell) August 11, 2010

snipping Bungle's finger

Phrase To prematurely cease fecal evacuation by voluntary sphincter contraction.

Derivation: From the friendly "Bear" character in the 80's hit British kid's TV show "Rainbow".

The door bell rang, so I had to snip Bungle's finger and wipe as I sprinted to answer it.

by Diddly January 27, 2004