Shnoppledanger

YOU.

Karl, your such a shnoppledanger.

by KKVL May 24, 2010

ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.

Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*

by T-Dog Mahoney September 22, 2010

Shnozztastic

So fucking awesome that nothing can compete with the object or person described by this awesome adjective.

Johnny: Hey Jimmy, did you see Debby's new Shnozztastic new implants?
Jimmy: No, I think Barbara's natural ones are way more Shnozztastic.
Johnny: Well I think you're wrong.
Debby: Hey what are you guys talking about?

by Mr. Boobers November 10, 2010

Shnoof kanoof

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019

shnob

An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.

Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!

by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 9, 2020

chicky shnoodle

the proper way to say chicken noodle

mmm I LOVE chicky shnoodle

by robthebobcornonthecob September 24, 2019

shnookums

A very affectionate term for a significant other, used in situations where you are alone with the person generally, or with other people and you wish to embaress said S.O.

Hey there shnookums-baby! Can you hand me the lighter and the steamroller?

by midsummermuse October 14, 2004