Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

shizzy

used in the form of doing something wrong, or stupid, in a stupid like manor being stupid and all that stupid stuff.

"Hi my names Pineapple"
"hey pineapple how are you"
"eat my insides"
"ew you freak"
"aww shizzy!"

by Intriguing specimine of a fragment of a hair folicule December 12, 2003

Shlizzy

A person who you fuck with like heavy

You know I love you because you my shlizzy

by THE SHLIZZY January 25, 2022

Teh Shizzy

An awesome person. " The Shit"

You mean Shanice? Ohh yeah She is Teh Shizzy yo!

by TheLeprechuan June 28, 2009

Shizzy

Shizzy is a ship name that can be used for two people Ízzy and Shianne..Izzy Is A Beautiful Girl Who Will Treat You Right..Shianne is a strong person who can protect ízzy from anything that they tell u

Person1: Yo Did U Hear About Ízzy

Person2: Yea Isn’t It Like Shizzy

Shipname ❤️🌈

by xø.shishÿ March 14, 2018

shizzy

A word that only stupid hoes use because they think they're gangster...which they're just white trash.
Also, only the lowest of the low use it.

Amy: Yo Mike, you're sexy, fo shizzy.
Mike: Supid hoe, thats not a real word for white people

by Mike Williamson December 28, 2007

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003