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Shmeek

A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked

Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?

Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
by Jayquan May 3, 2012
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Sheebo

A woman/girl that hangs out with many guys and takes their clothes, jewelry, hats, phones, etc. and does not return them for hours, days, weeks, and even months, even though they don't necessarily need it. Can be compared to the character D'Bo from the movie Friday.
Joe: Dog, it's cold. Why ain't you got your sweater?
Chris: Dat damn sheebo jacked my shit like two weeks ago.
by C.J.1216 February 21, 2008
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Shmeeky

adj. Shmeeky- 1. The quality of being stingy and sneaky in your doings 2. Stinginess in a sneaky manor

v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness

n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets
Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.

Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.

Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.
by Scottrick The Lobster October 8, 2010
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shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc
I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass
by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006
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Shmeeple

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"
by Seby man November 29, 2019
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Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
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shmee

1. a common domesticated feline pet.
2. a feline of ANY species.
That is one big furry shmee over there.
by DMW576 July 15, 2006
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