an oven shagger is someone (usually a boy) who has cheated on their girlfriend or treated her wrong. these people are called oven shaggers because they are so desperate for sex that they would probably shag an oven. that is not always the case though. girls can also call their boyfriends oven shaggers if the boyfriend chooses is xbox/playstation over you or doesn’t make enough effort with you. oven shaggers are usually skinny white boys who don’t know what they’re getting them self’s into when they get a girlfriend. you will usually find an oven shagger: cheating, being rude, and shagging ovens or other girls
by 05rachel April 15, 2020
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Get the Twink Shagger mug.means fuckable, but not as rude as. to describe someone who looks sexy, and you only want to have a sexual relationship and nothing more i.e one night stand
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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:
"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
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"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
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A term used to describe an extremely good-looking or attractive marijuana smoker, or stoner. Commonly has shaggy and unkempt hair, but manages to look ridiculously fine in spite of their lack of personal hygiene. Rather than wearing an expensive cologne or body wash, those that are shaggy ridiculous usually smell like weed and/or body odor. Common areas that shaggy ridiculous people inhabit are basements, pizza joints, Atmosphere concerts, and hot-boxed cars. There is no resisting the sexy, mysterious, and usually stinky haze that accompanies shaggy ridiculous people wherever they go.
"Damn! Did you see that guy in the Taco Bell drive-thru last night?"
"Hell yeah, girl! He was shaggy ridiculous! I wanted to tap that ass right there."
"Hell yeah, girl! He was shaggy ridiculous! I wanted to tap that ass right there."
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