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shistabobber

an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area.
Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge"
Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man"
Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber"
by Mike Hawk in York Hunt March 29, 2007
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shitstain waterfalls

unbearable, explosive, violent, diarrhea.

this will normally destroy plans and will not allow you to go anywhere too far from a toilet
a:did you go to the killswitch show on saturday?
b:no,i fuckin had shitstain waterfalls all night...my ass still hurts
by kevin bialkowski December 4, 2007
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shitstain

An utter jerk, scumbag, and loser.
Alec Baldwin is such a shitstain!
by 7samurai December 9, 2002
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shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006
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Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.
Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.
by rogerW November 8, 2009
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Un-Shittable-On

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.
Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.
by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009
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shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009
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