A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.
Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!
Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.
Or
Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!
Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.
Or
Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017
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Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.
by Samuel Mansell July 7, 2004
Get the shit pit mug.Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat
We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.
by DrBruz October 17, 2014
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her mouth down the girls crack leaking into the pussy “lubricant”
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by ty cocktillion hubs March 6, 2018
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by MattTortilla March 3, 2021
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by anthony February 19, 2005
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by Chlydra Osceola September 28, 2005
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