Shitload

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

by Anna's February 7, 2010

shitloads

Shitloads is "short" for lots.

I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.

by Rebel Racer November 13, 2004

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

shitload

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...

by Dr. Ostrom May 3, 2007

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

Shitload

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

by Mercury The White April 22, 2006

metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003