Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.

“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”

by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019

shitsans

worlds best tiktok creator, super hot.

person 1: OMG @shitsans just posted a video !
person 2: oh my god im gonna shit that video is so good man oh wow

by shitsans June 3, 2021

cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.

That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!

by Notthatex September 2, 2016

shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

undertale shitstain

a fag who has sans as their picture and/or name and might roleplay in the comment section

underfellsans1234: hey papy what do you want to do
me: well listen here you fuckin undertale shitstain

by Chillyconmor March 26, 2017

shinstagram

The act of perusing instagram while taking a shit.

For example, my friend Nicki often takes very long shits because he is shinstagraming.

by joewilly February 7, 2014

ShitStain

A person who's complete and utterly disgusting, smells like cigarette smoke, is arrogent, thinks that if she bore you she can kill you, and drinks boxed wine.

I mean, who drinks BOXED wine?!

Christina L. B.
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by Royal Rainbow!!!! April 1, 2005