The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
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Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
by ThatJO February 2, 2018
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stfu..sherlin? Oh yea! She’s the best person ever especially when you want to laugh so much that you need to go bathroom! She’s the best person to rely on and is always down for anything! I feel bad for people who don’t a stfu..sherlin in their lives…
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