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Serdar Argic

Mythical poster on Usenet sites, who promoted Turkish nationalist causes and denounced Armenians, Romanians and what not. Probably a robotic program, but a legend in his own mind.
The Romanians were bred as slaves to serve the Ottoman Empire.
---Serdar Agric
by octopod February 18, 2004
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verka serduchka

a gorgeous woman who appears to be a very bad looking man dressed as a woman. he appeared on eurovison for ukraine in 2007 and came second. He should have actually won.
e.g 1
man on street: DANZEN.
old woman: hey, did you just see verka serduchka?
e.g 2
girl1: My brother admitted to being a cross dresser yesterday.
girl2: what a total verka serduchka.
by the olya January 4, 2008
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.
"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"
by Xyzzy January 9, 2005
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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
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Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.
Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!
by JermBoy May 31, 2010
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shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded
dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend
by Lanarson June 26, 2009
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