Segmoph

Segmoph is a clown like entity which many worship. This clown originated off of a roblox game in which many played as children. It titled, “very SCARY! 16+“. Many devote their lives to this clown and do everything in their power to please it.

Person: What control does segmoph have over his worshippers?
Me: Don’t question a man of such power.

by Pooppants69420 February 23, 2022

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

shegronahewper

The combination of She-male, Negro, Nazi, Hick, a Prep and a Jew. A Shegrophew is mainly used when when a bad word cannot be said, or you dont want to seem racist. This covers most of the Anti-Everything.

That guy just stepped on your Shoe, Jon. - Paul
Man, That guy is one helluva Shegronahewper.

by Kyle Cleary March 16, 2005

Smegmorize

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet

Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"

by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009

shermony

Gayness to the highest realm.

"Lance keeps putting his boyfriends over-sized fists up his ass resulting in a self-claimed nickname of Elastic Asshole." "That's so shermony dog."

by Dunbar of Walsh July 29, 2009

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

shemotional

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017