Shegmo

Shegmo it's more that a legend, it's a Shegmo. Always wants to share some positive energy so people can be happy. Don't trust yourself trust to Shegmo and if you are down go to a Shegmo and talk to him. He loves people but he doesn't tolerate anyone. Fuck Alpha Male and fuck SIgma Male...Be a Shegmo Male and rock it. As a Shegmo you are very funny, intelligent, talkative, confident, hot, and a sexy fucking smile. Be yourself and be a Shegmo Male just trust the process legend!

Alyson: OMG look at that guys confidence he is so Alpha...
Dyana: Nope...that guy is a Shegmo definetly...

Shegmo by theofficialyreal2pacnofakeshit November 21, 2021

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

smegmolised 

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020

smegmosis 

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

Shegman 

Someone that sheggs you a lot. Normally used when someone cheats in Money ups.

Guy: "Mate, Camilo, you are such a shegman!"
Camilo: "heheh no cornholios. I am the cheekiest shegman of them all."

Shegman by BumbleBrutus March 15, 2019

shego 

Sexy enemy of the equally sexy Kim Possible.

"Shego is hot.Her and Kim Possible should dyke out."

shego by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

shesmovedon 

1. A song by porcupine tree from the album light bulb sun about a girl that dumps all her boyfriends all the time. It was also a single and was re-recorded for the album DeadWing.
2. A term used for when a girl breaks up boy.
3. If a person, usually a girl, completely ignores you when to say hi or call out there name. (Sometimes referred to as an awkward shesmovedon)

1.
Guy 1: dude! My girl broke up with me!
Guy 2: Ha! Shesmovedon!
2.
Guy: Hey Lucy! Lucy hey! Hey Lucy!
(Lucy ignores him)
Guy 2: dude... awkward shesmovedon.

shesmovedon by True Blue Kirby November 5, 2013