Ed Sheeran

Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.

"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."

by edsheeran/jesus August 7, 2012

Ed Sheeran

He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.

If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.

new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.

ed sheeran doesn't need an example.

by stuart camp September 29, 2012

Sheeba

A Sheeba is a sensual power that comes in the form of a wet dream. Often by a man that recently came in contact with a woman and went to sleep alone.

He awoke feeling excited and a bit moist from his enjoyable encounter with Sheeba.

by CocoDragon May 20, 2009

Get 'Em Sheeba

A single dollar; money.

Bill Gates got a grip of Get 'Em Sheebas, Son!

by The Applekiddy August 9, 2006

ed sheeran

some shitty singer who cant even sing

if you want to get ear cancer then go listen to ed sheeran

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020

Sheeranized

To make an upbeat song slower and at a more calm tempo

He sheeranized Rocco drop the bass and it was too slow.

by Belgarion October 26, 2014

Sheeraan

Sheeraan can come off as cold and distant at first, but if he lets you break through his shell you will discover an entirely new person. He is warm and thoughtful, and ultimately the best comforter with those damn special edition hugs.

“Look at that girl, her boyfriend has been hugging her for over an hour!”
“It’s probably a Sheeraan, huh?”

by Mibuken November 28, 2019