Shelton

Shelton is, nowadays, generally a Middle Name. It doesn't really say anything about one's personality, because it was given to them promptly after he or she was born.

Shelton used to be a common First name in the early 20th century. Your parents might have given you your middle name as Shelton, because their grandfather's first name was Shelton.

by sTelLer_boii October 9, 2008

Shelton

Shelton is a very hot guy destined to married a girl name Rachaela

Rachaela :You are so hot!!!
Shelton :Yeah I know.
Rachaela :Let's get marry.
Shelton :Sure!

by Shelton February 18, 2017

Sheadon

The dumbass who eats the pizza crust first.

Sheadon is a fucking retard. He eats the pizza crust first.

by sweaty joe July 29, 2019

do a smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

by HBK Rules January 5, 2009

Shelton

A shitty little shit-hole town in Western Washington. People here drive like dipshits. It is not uncommon to see 4x4's upside down in the ditch during winter after getting 1 inch of snow.

Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.

The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.

Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.

This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.

You're so fucking cracked out you probably live in Shelton

by Zamurath April 7, 2011

seaton house

A place where homeless Toronto men live, located on crack alley aka George Street not far from downtown. You will be scared to walk down this street at night cause all the crack whores and drug dealers are there waitng to scam you.

Seaton House Definition

by rob April 25, 2005

smeaton

Another name for vaginal smegma.

Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"

by CynicalJester68 May 23, 2016