shartcramp

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...

I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.

by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020

Sharttered

When you're so sad or upset, that you shart.

"Im sorry. I think my son just sharttered."
"Bro. Don't Shartter."

by Mighty Cock March 2, 2021

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

shacoreyia

The strong minded type. She is resilient, intelligent, and is usually someone you can call on. She is family oriented and will always look out for her family. Shacoreyia can sometimes be a cry baby and annoying, but nevertheless, she is loyal and faithful to her call of duty. She is fearless to the world but fearful of losing the people around her. She is a beautiful masterpiece that only she, herself can judge. She finds beauty and peace in family and she is always looking for ways to continuously expand her income. Shacoreyia also enjoys financial literacy and gains.

Her name must be Shacoreyia the way she looks after her family.

by Miyeir November 23, 2021

Shartoke

Hitting a big bowl of weed whilst taking a massive dump

Man I hit the biggest shartoke last night

by MooseMissile May 4, 2022

sharecare

1. To neither share nor care, particularly in regard to businesses when referencing customers or more commonly, employees of the business in question.

2. To be swindled by an employer or business in which you provide patronage by means of falsehoods or empty promises.

3. A deal between two enterprises in which management, particularly upper management profit grotesquely while the majority of employees are left in a worse off state.

Things were manageable until the sharecare. Now the team has been laid off while the former CEO was paid out tens of millions of dollars.

That is one sharecare of a deal.

Unfortunately, they don’t sharecare.

by Anti1%er June 17, 2022

Shartreuse

Your early morning glass of wine before you go to work and you fart green liquid.

I should have brought extra protection on that bus. Thanks Shartreuse.

by denness September 4, 2022