shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009

Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water

by Telephony August 12, 2016

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

wooden shampoo

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

by lickity-split June 15, 2005

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.

"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"

by a1shibby December 26, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016