Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

Shanasia

Shanasia Is a Very Beautiful , sexy Girl. She’s inside , honest , don’t give a fuck and all the boys want her. Shanasia cares about Other People’s Backgrounds and Feelings , Never Judging anyone , Straight up and honest , Shanasia Laughs a lot and Keeps a Smile on her face she love To keep Her surroundings Happy.

“I wish I could be like Shanasia”

by India spears November 21, 2021

Shamsia

A beautiful girl with an amazing personality. Fat, pretty, confident, and an amazing person. She love her love like ♾ Any man would be lucky to have shamsia.

Guys: woah did u just see shamsia she smells so good

Girl: yea! I love her eyes

by Shamsia November 22, 2021

shamsia

A very loving young, asian girl who is a great friend and a bit of a nerd too. If you have a Shamsia in your life you should cherish her and never lose her.

''You've heard of Shamsia?''
''Yeah she's cool''

by RandomTunnel100 December 7, 2021

Shanesaw

The act of stuffing the colon with a strand of anal beads until all but the handle/last bead are in. Then, utilizing a firm grasp, rapidly removing the entire strand in a single pulling motion, as though you are trying to start a chainsaw.

He took her home and gave her the 'ol Shanesaw.

by PseudoAnus March 15, 2019

shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.

(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!

by Todadile217 February 6, 2014

Shatnerian

1) Any conspiracy theory related to a William Shatner documentary or anything accepted as canon when said by any member of the Star Trek cast (any series).
2) Any unsubstantiated urban legend accepted by the ignorant or made up on the spot when speaking to an idiot.
3) The type of personality that can make a skeptic a believer or make the legally impoverished donate thousands.

1: What kind of Shatnerian Jonathan Frakes/Leonard Nemoy crap is this?

2: You actually think I'd fall for that Shatnerian magic trick?

3: Boy, that televangelist sure loosens purses. What a Shatner!

by palex June 24, 2005