staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

Shining Cocksucker

A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.

"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."

by CF Hunk June 3, 2006

Shining Force

A video-game that no one has heard of and people are crazy over it.

1.Suzie:I love Shining Force!!!
Fred:What the hell is that?!!!

by Patrick Sebay May 31, 2004

snaining

That horrible combination of rain that is not quite snow...but soon will be.
Basically, it's airborne precipitation that fluctuates mid-drop, and can't seem to make up its mind whether it's rain...or snow...
(This word was created by Stephanie Tyler, of Eaton Township, Ohio.)

"Be careful driving tonight, dear--it's snaining!"

by Diana Tyler February 28, 2005

the shining

1. A groundbreaking film by stanley kupbrick in which jack nickolson's family is terrorized by a host of spirits and bad omens which posess a hotel and it's inhabitants.
2. A shitty horror movie that ur lifelong friend gets fingered to while you watch in horror.
3. The reflection of the wet tip of a flacid penis

1. The shining was pretty good i guess i liked the part were jack nikellsunn fucked that rotten lady
2. she's getting the shining right next to me
3. i was almost blinded by his shining

by pussay October 26, 2004

shauning

The act of spending countless hours in a hot tub and drinking heavily until all the bitches leave. The more drunk you are, the better you're doing.

I spent the afternoon shauning at the Sandpiper Beacon.

by JSling June 18, 2008