shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."

Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.

Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!

by karakarthia August 1, 2012

Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

Shatnering

To sing a song like you're reading the lyrics in a low voice, the same way William Shatner does.

Yeah, I loved that bit in Family Guy where Stewie was Shatnering Rocket man.

by Satan Jr. December 8, 2018

Suffering Lover

someone who had always had the short stick in a relationship , all of their relationships ended over something bad , they never had a real actual good relationship , all of them toxic or ended too fast . they have never felt true love.

John : Bro i feel so bad for Lenny he’s always suffering when it comes to love

Lester : he’s a Suffering Lover , i don’t see why he keeps trying.

by bitedown February 28, 2020

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.

I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022