shypester

A shady person who always over exaggerates situations and cries wolf.

Dee Dee Jones is a known for being a shypester.

by Onesness August 4, 2016

Seepster

Seepsters

Aging Yuppies & Hipsters seeping into broad society. Struggling with the reality of being grown up, in a bonded-pair relationship, and having their first child. Also known as a GRUP: a grown up Yuppie or Hipster.

Entomology
The normalized sociological transition from Young Adult to Suburban Bonded-pair Parents, has been delayed from historic trends. People are getting married at older ages and the percentage of married couples is on a significant decline. A significant percentage of the populous have delayed the migration to home ownership and creation of family units.
The primary contributor to this trend is likely due to the poor economic condition from 2007 to 2016, greatly restricting the ability

San Ramon is seeing an increase of Seepsters moving in from San Francisco.

This place has a Seepster feel about it. I am feeling real old about now

by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.

"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"

by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016

sexpesting

verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying

Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"

Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"

by X1MTE May 13, 2005

Sexmester

The point after child birth where you both have recovered from the trauma of a little person destroying the love shack and you can reboot the intercourse

I can't wait to have sex tonight. It's been nine months since the baby was born and so we are finally in the sexmester

by ChapatieAbuja October 8, 2014

Sexpected

To expect or predict a sexual act.

Sally sexpected that Joe would bang her friday night.

by Bobby<3er March 14, 2009

Semesterer

A college student, usually with a major in philosophy or psychology, who attempts to argue with people citing information from the one semester of college they have taken.

A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."

Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.

Guy 2: What's your major?

Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.

Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.

by jboneh February 19, 2010