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Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.
Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008
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A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.
"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"
by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010
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A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
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Sessionsed

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)
After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.
by Luciafer April 19, 2018
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Soap Sessions

Soap Sessions is a series of CD's featuring Singing Soap Opera Stars (and former Soapers) like Kelly Ripa, McKenzie Westmore, Melina Kanakaredes, Kyle Lowder, Eric Martsolf, Jensen Ackles and others
Soap Sessions 3 Beatlesongs
by Jim Begman February 4, 2010
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Four Seasons

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.
My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.
by L.Aus December 28, 2008
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pimp sessions with tenderonis

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."
by bepis with no b December 7, 2017
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