Spandexcstacy

When someone is having WAY to much fun in spandex.

"Man, look at that guy, serious case of Spandexcstacy there."

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

Spandies

spandex esp. spandex shorts

YAY! The volley ball team gets to wear spandies instead of shorts now!

by melmart August 27, 2008

spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

Spandle

Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.

You're not touching it, you spandle everything.

by MagickDio June 21, 2011

spand

Has a large dick that will put all the bitches in a trance at sight even if it's just the sight of it in a knot in his pants.

Fuck spand, he just stole all my hoes without even wiping it out.

by Greasypeanut February 20, 2015

Spandecular

Adjective describing a person, place, thing, or event that is far more abundant, extravagant, or stupendous than anticipated. An outcome that greatly exceeds one's expectations. Literally relating to or resembling a length of ten spans.

John's music is always great, but his latest CD is simply spandecular.

by Osun Thyruss November 21, 2010