shortan

A person named Jordan who is also very short. Can be used to describe both males and females. Females usually exhibit traits of short hair in order to match the rest of their bodies.

Haha! Jordan, more like Shortan amiright?!
*wheeze*

by Parker Antifa March 27, 2019

Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

Short Meal

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.

Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

short friend

That one friend, the shorty, the one no one respects, the friend we all have. He has a short and uncommon name. He is very short. He is kind, but in some cases, very aggresive. He is always friend with tall people. He likes video games, but sometimes can also be related to an emo.

Yes, the short friend.

random - Hey shorty
short guy - :(
random - yep, we say that becauseeee
everyone - you're the short friend

short guy - yes :(

by Da_Frenchie August 12, 2022

three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

short eyes

a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation

It's dangerous to be labeled Short Eyes in prison.

by A. Scott Falk November 10, 2005

short code

A short code is a telephone number used for easy text messaging, with automated responses. Short codes are purchased similarly to web domains. They are used by corporations for promotional purposes, to hold sweepstakes, reward systems, selling products, and distributing information. Short codes can cost thousands of dollars per month, depending on whether the numbers spell a useful word. Such words are usually between 4 and 6 letters long. Other companies use numbers that are easier to remember.

COKE - 2653 - rewards - mycokerewards.com
41414 - contests - 41414.com
FBOOK - 32665 - interacting with facebook.com
GOOGLE - 466453 - interacting with google.com

there are also countless short codes that subscribe to to ringtones, wallpapers, and other tools for your cellphone, with a monthly fee

by pseudocide December 29, 2007