A period of the year in public accounting designated by mandatory 55+ hour work weeks, weight gain, decreased sexual activity, increased alcohol consumption, late nights, tickmarks, excel, ineptitude, and uncomfortable moments in the audit room. Generally begins in mid-January and continues through March. For idiots who joined the tax practice, this season will extend through April and again repeat itself from July to October. Busy season can be used to justify lack of contact with family, friends, your spouse/significant other, and little to no knowledge of current events. No weddings, funerals, or births should be planned during this time.
- Are you going to watch West Virginia kick Duke's ass?!
- West Virginia made it into the final four?
- Come on man! The game is on tonight, why don't you come over?
- Sorry, I have some points to clear on these workpapers.
- What does that even mean?
- It means it's busy season.
- West Virginia made it into the final four?
- Come on man! The game is on tonight, why don't you come over?
- Sorry, I have some points to clear on these workpapers.
- What does that even mean?
- It means it's busy season.
by Jan OLeary April 18, 2010
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Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.
Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.
by TheGlueGunner October 18, 2008
Get the Beard Season mug.The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.
Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011
Get the Noob Season mug.A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans
Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
by febrese clean December 8, 2015
Get the jug season mug.The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
by trev the terror June 9, 2019
Get the Game of Thrones Season 8 mug.The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
Get the Brock Samson mug.The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.
Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018
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