Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006

seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.

Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Freshman Seminar

(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.

T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.

by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008

Seminole County

County in Florida that was once part of Orange County and today borders Orange, Lake, and Volusia counties. The population is about 250,000.

Most voters in Seminole County are registered as Republicans (like my mother and her side of the family), but not me i am a registered as a Democrat (like my father and his side of the family).

by James Westerfield January 3, 2004

Non-responsive Seminar

noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.

Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.

by McL0v1nr0cks May 3, 2019

seminole

A student of Florida State University. Males are identified by their natural superiority in athletics, academics, and appearence. Females by their virtue as well as beauty and high scholarly achievement. Athletic accomplishment include the enslavement of University of Florida by defeating them in five of the past six contests.

The Seminoles did to the Gators what Rome did to Carthage

by Bill May 2, 2004

Seminole Ridge Highschool

A highschool in Loxahatchee mostly famous for having recieved multiple threats and had one scandal in which a teacher had a relationship with a student. We even had some fucker run off campus in the middle of lunch. If that doesn’t tell you how shitty the school is I don’t know what will.

Seminole Ridge Highschool is a real shitshow, isn’t it?

by Butterscotchyyy February 18, 2019